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Twisted Calculator

from Hippo Spider e​.​p by Rosie



This is a fairly old recording. Like most of our songs, this started as a joke.


He got lazer lazer circumcised
Short circuited then lost his mind
Now his screen says 80085
All the time

Twisted calculator
Twisted calculator
Twisted calculator

Down the silver streets he used to roam
Lock the high school circuits in their homes
and the thought chills electronic bones
and you know

Twisted calculator
Twisted calculator

Twisted calculator
Chronic masturbator
Electronic dater


from Hippo Spider e​.​p, released November 10, 2009
Doug Wallace - Lead vocals and rhythm guitar.

Tommy Leatherbarrow - Drums and backing singing.

Louis Leatherbarrow - Synth and bass.


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