1. |
Charlie Don't Surf
02:28
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Charlie just 'aint workin'
Don't feel like workin' today.
He just likes white crystal,
He don't know his mothers face.
"I like the women and the easy money.
I like 'em pale in the face, weak in the knees.
I like the junkies and the people who handle honey;
Honey is heroin but not if you got it from me!"
YEAAA!
Charlie doesn't surf no.
YEAAA!
Charlie doesn't surf no.
On a nice cheap holiday,
spark up, and fly away.
A quick trip in the afternoon.
See your pretty face, in a tablespoon.
"I like the women and the easy money.
I like 'em pale in the face, weak in the knees.
I like the junkies and the people who handle honey;
Honey is heroin but not if you got it from me!"
YEAAA!
Charlie doesn't surf no.
YEAAA!
Charlie doesn't surf no.
Woot!
YEAAA!
Charlie doesn't surf no.
YEAAA!
Charlie doesn't surf no.
YEAAA!
Charlie doesn't surf no.
YEAAA!
Charlie doesn't surf no.
YEAAA!
Charlie doesn't surf no.
YEAAA!
Charlie doesn't surf no.
Ahahhgahghhooo!
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2. |
Twisted Calculator
03:20
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He got lazer lazer circumcised,
short circuited and lost his mind,
now the screen says 80085,
all the time, Yeaa.
Twisted Calculator
Twisted Calculator
Twisted Calculator
Twisted Calculator
Ohhwa Oh, Wa a a ahhaoaoh.
Down the silver streets he used to roam,
lock the high school circuits in their homes,
and the thought, chills electronic bones,
and you know, ooh.
Twisted Calculator
Twisted Calculator
Twisted Calculator
Twisted Calculator
Ohhwa Oh, Wa a a ahhaoaoh.
Wooot!
Twisted Calculator
Twisted Calculator
Twisted Calculator
Yeah
Twisted Calculator
Chronic Masturbator
Electronic Dater
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3. |
As Soon As I Wake Up
03:43
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When I get up,
I feel so down,
and in my head,
I'm spinning round and round.
I can't believe,
the state I'm in,
the state I'm in I'm always in I'm always in in the morning,
and I get fucked,
but i get found,
in the garden dead me and the dirty ground,
yea I've got soul,
and I've got holes in my clothes,
yea I've got soul,
I got holes in my clothes!
As soon as I wake up,
I don't wanna wake up, I don't wanna wake up
As soon as I wake up,
I don't wanna wake up, I don't wanna wake up
As soon as I wake up,
I don't wanna wake up, I don't wanna wake up
Zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie,
Zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie make-up.
Well I cant sleep,
till 5am,
come out my room so late
that no one knows I'm in,
and I won't move,
my comfy bones,
"I'll get out of bed in a minute I promise. Leave me alone."
As soon as I wake up,
I don't wanna wake up, I don't wanna wake up
As soon as I wake up,
I don't wanna wake up, I don't wanna wake up
As soon as I wake up,
I don't wanna wake up, I don't wanna wake up
Zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie,
Zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie make-up.
Close those curtains closed,
Keep those curtains closed.
Close those curtains closed,
Keep those curtains closed.
Close those curtains closed,
Keep those curtains closed.
Close those curtains closed,
Keep those curtains closed.
As soon as I wake up,
I don't wanna wake up, I don't wanna wake up
As soon as I wake up,
I don't wanna wake up, I don't wanna wake up
As soon as I wake up,
I don't wanna wake up, I don't wanna wake up
Zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie,
Zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie make-up.
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4. |
Feel Electric
03:24
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He said; "I like what I do, woahowaao.
And my girls are my fools, woahowaao.
So dont cut me off, woahowaao.
No dont cut me off, cos sugar I'll cut you."
I feel electric,
don't you feel electric too?
When the music makes us,
the music makes us move.
"I see all the signs, woahowaao.
But I can't read your mind, woahowaao.
And I feel electric,
don't you feel electric too?
When the music makes us,
the music makes us move.
Mr Magick... Fingers has a magic touch.
Dirty magic, he likes to see his baby blush.
And lovers love him, cos you can never love too much.
Mr Magick... Fingers has a magic touch.
I feel electric,
don't you feel electric too?
When the music makes us,
the music makes us move.
And I feel electric,
don't you feel electric too?
When the music makes us,
the music makes us move.
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5. |
Little Old Blue
03:39
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Ok go.
"But when will you see me?"
I don't know.
The funs in the mystery.
And no,
I'm not ready,
stop the show,
for little old me.
Little old me.
Ok leave.
Leave if you wan't to.
Forget about me.
And I'll forget you.
And no,
I'm not ready,
stop the show,
for little old me.
Little old me.
Little old me,
and little old you.
Little old green,
and little old blue.
Little old me,
and little old you.
Little old green,
and little old blue.
Little old me,
and little old you.
Little old green,
and little old blue.
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6. |
Sneakers For Jesus
03:23
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Cold on the sea, in the middle of the night.
Moving his feet to the rhythm of life,
and on the bridge out of town to the peoples delight,
they watch him dancing.
SNEAKERS FOR JESUS
"I started dancing just to settle a bet,
that I couldn't move when my feet were all wet
cloud man watching me when I walk on water
pop and lock it till he left
thats right I'm dancing."
Tell me who are you stranger?
"I'm the one who made you, I'm the one who made you..."
Tell me who are you stranger?
"I'm the one who made you, I'm the one who made you..."
...SNEAKERS FOR JESUS
"Come dance with me bitches I will lift you off the ground,
to the place that we move, on the bridge out of town,
its like the void that you fill when a loved one is found,
when I'm dancing."
Sneakers for Jesus,
Sneakers for Jesus,
Sneakers for Jesus,
And he loved them to pieces.
Sneakers for Jesus,
Sneakers for Jesus,
Sneakers for Jesus,
And he loved them to pieces.
"COMPARE YOUR LIVES TO MINE... AND THEN KILL YOURSELFS!"
SNEAKERS FOR JESUS!
Tell me who are you stranger?
"I'm the one who made you, I'm the one who made you..."
Tell me who are you stranger?
"I'm the one who made you, I'm the one who made you..."
...SNEAKERS FOR JESUS
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7. |
Bad Taste
03:12
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Tonight I think I'm gonna try,
downing lightning till I drop.
And when I feel like I might die;
an hour later I might stop.
All I ever wanted,
was to have a little fun.
All I ever wanted,
was to get a little drunk.
All I ever wanted,
was to have a little fun.
All I ever wanted...
In my head,
everythings a little out of place.
In my mind,
everythings a little in Bad Taste.
They call me Edward Ciderhands,
Mr "Passed out on the floor."
I try to find a place to sleep;
and hit the bathroom door.
All I ever wanted,
was to have a little fun.
All I ever wanted,
was to get a little drunk.
All I ever wanted,
was to have a little fun.
All I ever wanted...
In my head,
everythings a little out of place.
In my mind,
everythings a little in Bad Taste.
In Bad Taste!
And my mind 'aint what it used to be.
Don't take it all so literally.
Sometimes I see things differently
Abnormality...
In my head,
everythings a little out of place.
In my mind,
everythings a little in Bad Taste.
In Bad Taste!
In Bad Taste!
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8. |
Stray (ft. Furbz)
02:55
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Go on and make my day make my day,
and come and see me when your free.
Get some time on your hands...
and rub it on me.
You caught a stray,
by the hind legs now she's yours.
She don't know what hit her,
And though you'll probably change,
she'll always be by the fire,
watching burning embers.
-Mc Furbz-
Crashed to the floor after bashing through the door.
She don't see love it's blood it's gore.
The guys gone wild he could've done worse,
He take all the money in her purse.
Left in skies that are grey,
maiden in distress praying to fly away from all of this mess.
For the guy that did it, she feels a rage,
he will never change as the pain replays.
For him it was a game like hunting for eggs,
fishing as he caught her by thse hind legs.
She was a phoenix so warm and tender,
broke and thrown into her own burning embers,
crawling, no one's looking back
at the apauling scene that occurred in that
den of dirt, that den of dark shadows,
searching within for a spark of hope.
You caught a stray,
by the hind legs now she's yours.
She don't know what hit her,
And though you'll probably change,
she'll always be by the fire,
watching burning embers.
You caught a stray,
by the hind legs now she's yours.
She don't know what hit her,
And though you'll probably change,
she'll always be by the fire,
watching burning embers.
Watching burning embers!
Watching burning embers!
Watching burning embers!
Watching burning embers...
Go on and make my day make my day,
and get your ass outside,
and try not to do work,
and I'll try to drive.
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9. |
Aftaparty
03:41
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Normal people getting wasted,
wasted people getting naughty,
Party, Party! Party, Party! Party...
AFTAPARTY
Coooowbeeeell
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10. |
Poison Alan
02:53
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DRINK THE WATER DRINK THE WATER!
EVEN IF IT MAKES YOU ILL!
BRING YOUR SONS AND YOUR DAUGHTERS!
SHE WON'T NEED THE PREGNANCY PILL...
It's her first time, she's done, shes done shes already done.
BRING THE FIRE BRING THE FIRE!
BRING IT OUTSIDE!
AND LET IT TAKE YOU HIGHER!
IN YOUR MIND!
You know it tastes so good,
tastes so bloody good.
Everybody drank the water,
you were there, I was there as well.
Watching people fall in the river now.
They don't know they don't know they don't know
about anything no they...
They don't know they don't know they don't know
about anything!
They don't know they don't know they don't know
about anything no they...
They don't know they don't know they don't know
about anything!
DRINK THE WATER DRINK THE WATER!
EVEN IF IT MAKES YOU ILL!
BRING YOUR SONS AND YOUR DAUGHTERS!
She won't need the pregnancy pill...
BRAP BRAP BRAP!
They don't know they don't know they don't know
about anything no they...
They don't know they don't know they don't know
about anything!
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11. |
John The Frog
02:57
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I know a frog named John,
He asked is something wrong? ("Is something wrong?")
And I said nothing John.
Nothings wrong,
Your ok,
Find your legs,
Run away,
Before they get you too.
He didn't live that long,
God bless John,
Well I went to his son,
and said;
Please be strong,
We all change,
Help your mum,
Shes derranged.
The bastards got her too.
I know a frog named John,
He asked is something wrong? ("Is something wrong?")
And I said nothing John.
Nothings wrong,
Your ok,
Find your legs,
Run away,
Yeaaaah.
JOHN, JOHN, JOHN, JOHN, JOHN, JOHN, JOHN, JOHN,
JOOOOOHNNNN, THE FROOOOOAAAAAAAG!!!
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12. |
Elaine
04:08
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Three birds in a picture wondering;
Whats outside the frame?
And a plastic last place trophey in an empty hall of fame,
Just cos; Everybody wants to be the same,
We're all born in summer it's your own fault
if it starts to rain.
To rain.
Three birds in a picture wondering;
Whats outside the frame?
one looks at the other and says;
"DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?"
cos I, don't have one see...
And I don't mind Elaine,
the other bird says nothing
and Elaine just looked
Elaine just looked
INSANE ELAINE!
NOW GET BACK IN YOUR FRAME ELAINE!
And Build those walls around your brain.
INSANE ELAINE!
NOW GET BACK IN YOUR FRAME ELAINE!
And Build those walls.
You can stare at mirrors but you won't see nothing new,
or run a mile on a treadmill with a garage for a view.
The sun is out I think he's giving you a clue.
The ball in the parks deflated and that blue skies feeling blue.
Blue.
Three birds in a picture wondering;
Whats outside the frame?
one looks at the other and says;
"DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?"
cos I, don't have one see...
And I don't mind Elaine,
the other bird says nothing
and Elaine just looked
Elaine just looked
INSANE ELAINE!
NOW GET BACK IN YOUR FRAME ELAINE!
And Build those walls around your brain.
INSANE ELAINE!
NOW GET BACK IN YOUR FRAME ELAINE!
And Build those walls.
Theres a crotchet on a stave,
and he wants to get away
see he's a D but he don't wanna be
he wants to be and A.
Were all stuck, in a scale that we can't play.
Not everybody's a Mozart or a Gabriel Faure.
Three birds in a picture wondering;
Whats outside the frame?
one looks at the other and says;
"DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?"
cos I, don't have one see...
And I don't mind Elaine,
the other bird says nothing
and Elaine just looked
Elaine just looked
Elaine just looked away.
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